i'm alice, i am not welsh, australian or polynesian, and i don't fucking weld, thank you very much. i'm just trying to live my life by the way of rebecca black and trying to decide where to sit. i'd appreciate some help so i can be winning like charlie sheen. yeah, i'm lame as fuck, but whatever. deal with it.

dave: he's got gnomes. gaz: aye, he bloody would have.